幼稚园教师汪小云在一个晚上出外看戏消遗,看完戏后碰上打劫银行携着四千万赃款逃走的重伤劫匪阿B,她被挟持到夜店,在一间夜店中她和售货员玲玲等和阿B发生纠缠,阿B后来伤重死去。 小云,玲玲和师姐,在玲玲表姊小倩的指挥下,企图毁尸灭迹,平分赃款。岂料劫匪同当党追踪而至,贼首大哥等对她们企图先奸后杀,幸得警察把他们及时救出。 在围捕中,几经艰险才把全部匪徒逮住,四千万赃款则在围捕中被炸药炸毁了。
Upon entering a 24 hour convenience store, a criminal with a lonesome primary-school teacher as hostage is accidentally killed by her and the youthful attendant in their hilarious struggle to subdue him.
The two soon discover a stash of money on the man's person and along with another customer - an attractive model - they decide to cover up any evidence of the man's visit in a pact to split the money between themselves.
The group's seemingly full-proof plans are confounded by the vengeful acts of the money's rightful owner and a set of persistent, yet stupid and often comical policeman who hang around 'pursuing' the women.
导演劳埃德(迈克尔·凯恩 Michael Caine 饰)所执导的话剧《一丝不挂》即将上演。在上演的前一天晚上,劳埃德带着他的演员们正在进行最后的排练,因为这是一场以群戏为主的话剧,所以劳埃德不希望他的演员们在舞台上有一丝一毫的失误,可是着八个演员各有各的想法,各有各的个性,想要将他们撮合到一起顺利出演谈何容易。
首演定在迈阿密,还有三分钟就要正式开始演出了,就在这个节骨眼上,布鲁克因为一点点小事情开始闹情绪,躺在地上不肯起来,而塞尔斯顿索性就失去了踪迹,根据他的尿性,估计又在哪里烂醉如泥了。面对如此状况百出的现场,这场话剧真的能顺利开演吗?